i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously
- me at 10 pm: oh i should go to bed soon
- me at 2 am: oh i should go to bed soon
My philosophy for dating.
Run as fast as you can towards God and if someone keeps up introduce yourself.
<3
heislikefireburningthroughtime:
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
too soon
“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD
one of my good friends goes to Rutgers University and he says this is the best thing ever in the whole wide world
you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
The two sides of Tumblr.
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen
